http://darchtimes.com/blog/index.php The bilingual World according to Darch nl Copyright 2008 2008-05-18T12:19:32-04:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3995 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3995#comm • Thanks to old video footage from the past and pretty recent pictures, we already knew that president George Bush had a way with fingers. But what we didn't know was that he uses those fingers also to give a pretty decent dr. Evil impersonation : 3995@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Thanks to old video footage from the past and pretty recent pictures, we already knew that president George Bush had a way with fingers. But what we didn't know was that he uses those fingers also to give a pretty decent dr. Evil impersonation :


]]> Fun, Politics, USA 2008-05-18T11:14:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3994 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3994#comm • How do you attract the white trash from your local trailer park to your very own pawn shop? Easy. Act like a moron by imitating the accent of an 80s action hero in a tv ad : 3994@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ How do you attract the white trash from your local trailer park to your very own pawn shop? Easy. Act like a moron by imitating the accent of an 80s action hero in a tv ad :


]]> Movies 2008-05-18T10:49:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3993 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3993#comm • Cameron Diaz' What happens in Vegas promo tour must have come to an end by now, but we happened to catch 'r on one of her last stops, in the June issue of InStyle, after 3993@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Cameron Diaz' What happens in Vegas promo tour must have come to an end by now, but we happened to catch 'r on one of her last stops, in the June issue of InStyle, after


]]> Babes 2008-05-18T10:37:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3992 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3992#comm • In order to become a Playmate, one has to be extremely hot. So in order to become the Playmate of the Year, one has to be hotter than extremely hot. Does Jayde Nicole qualify? Check it out for yourselves, here, here, here, here, here, and here. 3992@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ In order to become a Playmate, one has to be extremely hot. So in order to become the Playmate of the Year, one has to be hotter than extremely hot. Does Jayde Nicole qualify? Check it out for yourselves, here, here, here, here, here, and here. ]]> Babes, NSFW 2008-05-18T10:09:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3991 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3991#comm • Well, well, whaddayaknow... Lindsay Lohan is in need of (a) sponsor(s) to cover her ass for her 22nd birthday party. The add on a website (TMZ: 'It's real') reads us:   "Sponsors will have a unique branding opportunity to an internationally media worthy event. Lindsay and her 10 closes girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages.   Upon nightfall an intimate group of 75 VIP guests will gather for dinner, performances and most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd Birthday cake."   In case the site is down (again) a promo pic after 3991@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Well, well, whaddayaknow... Lindsay Lohan is in need of (a) sponsor(s) to cover her ass for her 22nd birthday party. The add on a website (TMZ: 'It's real') reads us:
"Sponsors will have a unique branding opportunity to an internationally media worthy event. Lindsay and her 10 closes girlfriends will start the celebration in the early afternoon with spa treatments including manicures, facials and massages.
Upon nightfall an intimate group of 75 VIP guests will gather for dinner, performances and most importantly to help Lindsay blow out the candles on her 22nd Birthday cake."
In case the site is down (again) a promo pic after


]]> Showbizz 2008-05-18T09:56:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3990 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3990#comm Who needs a storyline or the aftermath? Just put 34 nutshots in one short movie, and there ya go, after you click 3990@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ Who needs a storyline or the aftermath? Just put 34 nutshots in one short movie, and there ya go, after you click


]]> Fun, Movies 2008-05-18T09:38:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3989 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3989#comm • Someone dug up an old Bill O'Reilly tape (as he was still working at CBS, and a new internet hype was born . Very cute, but as we all know our beloved Bill ain't the only one who lost it (live) on the air. So here goes, all in one clip , after the jump, the top 10 of on air meltdowns, ft. Sue Simmons, Richard Blakeley, Jim Ryan, Dick Oliver, Bill Plante, Sam Donaldson, and Leslie Stahl (among others). I just wish we had a lot more of those: 3989@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Someone dug up an old Bill O'Reilly tape (as he was still working at CBS, and a new internet hype was born . Very cute, but as we all know our beloved Bill ain't the only one who lost it (live) on the air. So here goes, all in one clip , after the jump, the top 10 of on air meltdowns, ft. Sue Simmons, Richard Blakeley, Jim Ryan, Dick Oliver, Bill Plante, Sam Donaldson, and Leslie Stahl (among others). I just wish we had a lot more of those:


]]> Media 2008-05-17T17:29:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3987 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3987#comm • Let's make one thing perfectly clear: there's nothing that can beat the real Marilyn Monroe. That being said. It's always cute - and for someone reason it seems to be hip - to see today's hot chicks impersonate MM. Whether it's Nicole Kidman, Hayden Panettiere, Eva Mendes, Scarlett Johansson, or Lindsay Lohan. The last Marilyn Monroe impersonator is no one less than Claudia Schiffer, who had herself shot Marilyn-style in the German edition of Vogue. 3987@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Let's make one thing perfectly clear: there's nothing that can beat the real Marilyn Monroe. That being said. It's always cute - and for someone reason it seems to be hip - to see today's hot chicks impersonate MM. Whether it's Nicole Kidman, Hayden Panettiere, Eva Mendes, Scarlett Johansson, or Lindsay Lohan. The last Marilyn Monroe impersonator is no one less than Claudia Schiffer, who had herself shot Marilyn-style in the German edition of Vogue. ]]> Babes 2008-05-17T12:11:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3988 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3988#comm • Kinda funny. (almost) Half of the top 10 of most famous celebrity talk show fights took place on the set of David Letterman's Late Show. Then again: Geraldo's Flying Chair is still on the number 1 spot. I say: good for him. And his moustache. 3988@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ Kinda funny. (almost) Half of the top 10 of most famous celebrity talk show fights took place on the set of David Letterman's Late Show. Then again: Geraldo's Flying Chair is still on the number 1 spot. I say: good for him. And his moustache. ]]> Movies 2008-05-17T11:27:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3986 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3986#comm • Big fat doh: some movie mash ups are way funnier than others. That being said. I think the guys from Funny or Die did a pretty awesome job mashing up Superbad and No Country for Old Men. Ergo: No Country for Superbad Men after you click 3986@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Big fat doh: some movie mash ups are way funnier than others. That being said. I think the guys from Funny or Die did a pretty awesome job mashing up Superbad and No Country for Old Men. Ergo: No Country for Superbad Men after you click


]]> Fun 2008-05-17T10:34:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3985 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3985#comm • Day by day more and more people realize that there's a fifty-fifty chance the next president of the world is going to be black. Like this redneck bar owner from Georgia, who caused a riot by coming up with a t-shirt picturing cartoon monkey Curious George as Barack Obama (like Rush Limbaugh did before). A propos. Talking about pictures. Someone out there made an effort to build a very respectable gallery of the most unflattering pictures of Hillary Clinton (geez, call it quits, already). 3985@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Day by day more and more people realize that there's a fifty-fifty chance the next president of the world is going to be black. Like this redneck bar owner from Georgia, who caused a riot by coming up with a t-shirt picturing cartoon monkey Curious George as Barack Obama (like Rush Limbaugh did before). A propos. Talking about pictures. Someone out there made an effort to build a very respectable gallery of the most unflattering pictures of Hillary Clinton (geez, call it quits, already). ]]> Politics, USA, Pics 2008-05-17T10:16:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3984 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3984#comm • Some of you might remember Alyssa Milano from Who's the boss (I do), and some might know her from pictures of her showing off her hairy arms (I do). It's time therefore to rebuild our Alyssa Milano memories for once and for all. Maybe some nude pictures of her (NSFW) will do the trick. 3984@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ Some of you might remember Alyssa Milano from Who's the boss (I do), and some might know her from pictures of her showing off her hairy arms (I do). It's time therefore to rebuild our Alyssa Milano memories for once and for all. Maybe some nude pictures of her (NSFW) will do the trick. ]]> Babes, NSFW 2008-05-17T09:57:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3983 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3983#comm • Recognize the kid on the poster above? Right on. Has similarities with The Office's Rainn Wilson, huh? It's the poster for Wilson's upcoming movie The Rocker, which will hit theaters this summer. Wilson is playing a drummer in the flick, as you can see in the trailer after you click 3983@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Recognize the kid on the poster above? Right on. Has similarities with The Office's Rainn Wilson, huh? It's the poster for Wilson's upcoming movie The Rocker, which will hit theaters this summer. Wilson is playing a drummer in the flick, as you can see in the trailer after you click


]]> Media, Movies 2008-05-17T09:48:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3982 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3982#comm • Goed, Celtic is in de Schotse competitie nog steeds in 'n hevige strijd om de titel gewikkeld met aartsrivaal Rangers, maar voor 't overige is 't dezer dagen voor mijn ploegen huilen met de pet op. Grunn zag 't seizoen vanavond definitief uitgaan als 'n nachtkaars, terwijl Barca bezig is met de afsluiting van de eerste van zeven magere jaren.   Maar gelukkig is er dit seizoen toch nog 'n lichtpuntje: ManU verzekerde zich van z'n zeventiende landstitel. Sar, van harte. En nu nog even de Champions League. 3982@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ Goed, Celtic is in de Schotse competitie nog steeds in 'n hevige strijd om de titel gewikkeld met aartsrivaal Rangers, maar voor 't overige is 't dezer dagen voor mijn ploegen huilen met de pet op. Grunn zag 't seizoen vanavond definitief uitgaan als 'n nachtkaars, terwijl Barca bezig is met de afsluiting van de eerste van zeven magere jaren. Maar gelukkig is er dit seizoen toch nog 'n lichtpuntje: ManU verzekerde zich van z'n zeventiende landstitel. Sar, van harte. En nu nog even de Champions League. ]]> Sport 2008-05-11T20:31:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3981 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3981#comm • I really wouldn't have a clue whatsoever what she's up to these days, Carmen Electra. But it's good to know she's not forgotten yet. Only two weeks ago we found her perfect ass in Maximal, and it's good to know they still remember her in Eastern Europe as well. Which was, BTW, not the first time she appeared in CKM. 3981@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • I really wouldn't have a clue whatsoever what she's up to these days, Carmen Electra. But it's good to know she's not forgotten yet. Only two weeks ago we found her perfect ass in Maximal, and it's good to know they still remember her in Eastern Europe as well. Which was, BTW, not the first time she appeared in CKM. ]]> Babes 2008-05-11T20:16:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3980 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3980#comm • For the love of God, Hillary! How many more hints do you need in order to finally call it quits?! I mean, come on! I'm really fed up with this democrat primary bullshit. Take your loss already.   And I guess I'm not the only one who's fed up. So is Barack Obama. And that's why he decided to diss both the Clintons in a hilarious comedy jam (mirror) after you click 3980@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ For the love of God, Hillary! How many more hints do you need in order to finally call it quits?! I mean, come on! I'm really fed up with this democrat primary bullshit. Take your loss already.
And I guess I'm not the only one who's fed up. So is Barack Obama. And that's why he decided to diss both the Clintons in a hilarious comedy jam (mirror) after you click


]]> Fun, Politics, USA 2008-05-11T12:24:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3979 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3979#comm 3979@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ ]]> Lifeblog 2008-05-11T12:02:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3977 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3977#comm • Remember 1946? Of course you don't. Neither do I. But lemme tell you, kids. Back in those days there were no such things as boobjobs, liposuction, photoshop or airbrush. So when you saw a photoshoot of Marilyn Monroe on the beach, you could be sure this was all real. Pure nature. What you see is what you get. The real deal. So here goes. Marilyn Monroe on the beach in 1946. 3977@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Remember 1946? Of course you don't. Neither do I. But lemme tell you, kids. Back in those days there were no such things as boobjobs, liposuction, photoshop or airbrush. So when you saw a photoshoot of Marilyn Monroe on the beach, you could be sure this was all real. Pure nature. What you see is what you get. The real deal. So here goes. Marilyn Monroe on the beach in 1946. ]]> Babes 2008-05-11T11:27:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3978 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3978#comm • As we all know, our favorite cartoon series Family Guy can be pretty raunchy and edgy at times. And sometimes scenes are even too raunchy to end up on the air. But for those (deleted) scenes there's the internet 3978@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ As we all know, our favorite cartoon series Family Guy can be pretty raunchy and edgy at times. And sometimes scenes are even too raunchy to end up on the air. But for those (deleted) scenes there's the internet


]]> Fun 2008-05-11T10:55:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3974 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3974#comm • I know... Limo drivers are infamous for parking their boats in the left lane. So let this be my contribution to the Left Lane Drivers Unite lobby, since it's time faster drivers take the left lane (formerly known as the fast lane) back. So, order your copy-righted Windshield Decals right here. Happy left lane driving! 3974@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • I know... Limo drivers are infamous for parking their boats in the left lane. So let this be my contribution to the Left Lane Drivers Unite lobby, since it's time faster drivers take the left lane (formerly known as the fast lane) back. So, order your copy-righted Windshield Decals right here. Happy left lane driving! ]]> Internet, USA 2008-05-11T09:16:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3973 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3973#comm • Happy Mothersday, ya'll! In order to celebrate this Hallmark holiday with you, you can check out here everything you need to know about your and other moms. And here's a list of the best moms and worst moms in movie history FYE. Enjoy. 3973@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ Happy Mothersday, ya'll! In order to celebrate this Hallmark holiday with you, you can check out here everything you need to know about your and other moms. And here's a list of the best moms and worst moms in movie history FYE. Enjoy. ]]> World 2008-05-11T08:50:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3972 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3972#comm • What should be the creteria to win the NBA's MVP? Simply the best player of the year or maybe the best player of the team with the best record? The NBA usually goes by the latter rule - the one and only reason Kobe Bryant never won the MVP in his rather impressive career. Up until now, that is. Kobe was awarded the 2008 MVP, but the discussions and debates will continue, since loads of fans are saying New Orleans' Chris Paul should have won the award.   Anyways. You be the judge, after you watched both Kobe Bryant's and Chris Paul's highlight reels , after 3972@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • What should be the creteria to win the NBA's MVP? Simply the best player of the year or maybe the best player of the team with the best record? The NBA usually goes by the latter rule - the one and only reason Kobe Bryant never won the MVP in his rather impressive career. Up until now, that is. Kobe was awarded the 2008 MVP, but the discussions and debates will continue, since loads of fans are saying New Orleans' Chris Paul should have won the award.
Anyways. You be the judge, after you watched both Kobe Bryant's and Chris Paul's highlight reels , after




]]> Sports 2008-05-10T13:40:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3971 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3971#comm • The fact that I'm a David Letterman fan doesn't mean that I'm a Jay Leno hater. Au contraire, my friend. Leno can be pretty funny. Especially when he does his funny headlines segment. Highlight reel after you click 3971@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ The fact that I'm a David Letterman fan doesn't mean that I'm a Jay Leno hater. Au contraire, my friend. Leno can be pretty funny. Especially when he does his funny headlines segment. Highlight reel after you click


]]> Fun 2008-05-10T11:54:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3970 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3970#comm • After a pause that lasted several months, out here at Casa Darch we picked up on our all season Sopranos DVD box once again. Like before we're totally hooked, and how else can we celebrate this by offering you a tribute to Meadow Soprano AKA Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Right here we have her in Maxim magazine, and after the jump there's another Maxim shoot, an FHM shoot and a video reel of Meadow Soprano highlights: 3970@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • After a pause that lasted several months, out here at Casa Darch we picked up on our all season Sopranos DVD box once again. Like before we're totally hooked, and how else can we celebrate this by offering you a tribute to Meadow Soprano AKA Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Right here we have her in Maxim magazine, and after the jump there's another Maxim shoot, an FHM shoot and a video reel of Meadow Soprano highlights:

VIDEO HIGHLIGHT OF MEADOW SOPRANO


JAMIE-LYNN SIGLER IN MAXIM


JAMIE-LYNN SIGLER IN FHM


]]> Babes 2008-05-10T11:28:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3969 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3969#comm • Believe me. This is a movie you most certainly wanna miss. The Anna Nicole biopic - most likely one of the worst pieces of cinema that's ever been made. Thing is, however: you're curious of course. And you can't help yourselves. Well, whaddaknow: Rich made for you guys a digestible seven and half minute highlight reel of lowlights of the flick. He even broke the film down by themes (boobs, insecurity & Marilyn Monroe). So here goes , the Anna Nicole biopic in a little over seven minutes: 3969@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Believe me. This is a movie you most certainly wanna miss. The Anna Nicole biopic - most likely one of the worst pieces of cinema that's ever been made. Thing is, however: you're curious of course. And you can't help yourselves. Well, whaddaknow: Rich made for you guys a digestible seven and half minute highlight reel of lowlights of the flick. He even broke the film down by themes (boobs, insecurity & Marilyn Monroe). So here goes , the Anna Nicole biopic in a little over seven minutes:


]]> Media, Showbizz 2008-05-10T10:27:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3968 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3968#comm • Only three weeks after she won her first Indy car race in her life (the Twin Ring Motegi) Danica Patrick made headlines again. During Friday's Indy 500 practice in Indianapolis she hit, while driving into the pit, a crew member of another team (Charles Buckman). Although she was not at fault, she burted into tears after the incident. Clip after you click 3968@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Only three weeks after she won her first Indy car race in her life (the Twin Ring Motegi) Danica Patrick made headlines again. During Friday's Indy 500 practice in Indianapolis she hit, while driving into the pit, a crew member of another team (Charles Buckman). Although she was not at fault, she burted into tears after the incident. Clip after you click


]]> Sports, Movies 2008-05-10T09:58:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3975 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3975#comm • Ajax-stagiair and jarige job Dennis Bergkamp heeft 't (evenals Marc Overmars, BTW) geschopt tot de uit 75 spelers bestaande shortlist van beste Arsenal speler aller tijden. The Gunners laten 't aan 't publiek over om te komen tot de absolute nummer een. Ergo: jij en ik kunnen stemmen. En kijk, dat is kat in 't bakkie natuurlijk, want 't mag duidelijk zijn dat dat Dennis Bergkamp moet worden, niet dan?   Een klein addertje onder 't gras: er moet wel eerst geregistreerd worden. Welnu, dat kan hierrr effe snel. Zodra dat gebeurd is, kan er hierrr worden gestemd.   Nog steeds niet overtuigd? Filmpje met Dennis Bergkamp's hoogte-punten na 'n klik op 3975@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Ajax-stagiair and jarige job Dennis Bergkamp heeft 't (evenals Marc Overmars, BTW) geschopt tot de uit 75 spelers bestaande shortlist van beste Arsenal speler aller tijden. The Gunners laten 't aan 't publiek over om te komen tot de absolute nummer een. Ergo: jij en ik kunnen stemmen. En kijk, dat is kat in 't bakkie natuurlijk, want 't mag duidelijk zijn dat dat Dennis Bergkamp moet worden, niet dan?
Een klein addertje onder 't gras: er moet wel eerst geregistreerd worden. Welnu, dat kan hierrr effe snel. Zodra dat gebeurd is, kan er hierrr worden gestemd.
Nog steeds niet overtuigd? Filmpje met Dennis Bergkamp's hoogte-punten na 'n klik op


]]> Sport 2008-05-10T07:11:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3976 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3976#comm • Goed, hij is 'n fanatiek Feyenoord-supporter, maar dat kan de beste overkomen. Zelfs Dennis Bergkamp, die vandaag ook al z'n verjaardag viert, was 'n aanhanger van 010 in z'n jonge jaren. Ik bedoel maar. In ieder geval: m'n neefje Silvan, kennelijk 'n linkspoot, viert vandaag z'n achtste verjaardag. Gefeliciteerd, knul! 3976@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Goed, hij is 'n fanatiek Feyenoord-supporter, maar dat kan de beste overkomen. Zelfs Dennis Bergkamp, die vandaag ook al z'n verjaardag viert, was 'n aanhanger van 010 in z'n jonge jaren. Ik bedoel maar. In ieder geval: m'n neefje Silvan, kennelijk 'n linkspoot, viert vandaag z'n achtste verjaardag. Gefeliciteerd, knul! ]]> Lifeblog 2008-05-10T06:55:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3966 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3966#comm • Magdalena Rouco Hernandez (27) was fed up with the hypocrisy of her uncle Cardinal Antonio Maria Rouco Varela of Spain, so she decided to get back at him. And she couldn't think of anything better than to have a nude photoshoot by Interviu magazine. Snapshots of the shoot after 3966@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ Magdalena Rouco Hernandez (27) was fed up with the hypocrisy of her uncle Cardinal Antonio Maria Rouco Varela of Spain, so she decided to get back at him. And she couldn't think of anything better than to have a nude photoshoot by Interviu magazine. Snapshots of the shoot after


]]> World, NSFW 2008-05-09T18:13:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3967 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3967#comm • 't Hoge woord is eruit. Na bijna drie weken is de Illinois State Police eindelijk klaar met 't rapport over dit ongeluk, en wat we eigenlijk al wel wisten is nu ook officieel vastgesteld: de Volkswagen Beetle had schuld, en wie schuld heeft moet betalen. Dus. 3967@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ 't Hoge woord is eruit. Na bijna drie weken is de Illinois State Police eindelijk klaar met 't rapport over dit ongeluk, en wat we eigenlijk al wel wisten is nu ook officieel vastgesteld: de Volkswagen Beetle had schuld, en wie schuld heeft moet betalen. Dus. ]]> Lifeblog 2008-05-09T09:11:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3953 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3953#comm • Chantal Janzen is 'n lekker wijf dat in d'r paspoort bij beroep actrice heeft staan. Niks bijzonders, zo zijn er honderden in Nederland. La Janzen is (qua acteren dan) 'n beetje net-niet, dus wat krijg je dan? Fans die vinden dat ze 'n beetje extra publiciteit verdiend. Ergo: 'n sex tape op de (web) markt met daarop (zogenaamd, maar niet heus) ons aller Chantal. Enfin, GS 'negeerde' de hoax, maar VKmag kon dit buitenkansje niet aan zich voorbij laten gaan (NSFW). 3953@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Chantal Janzen is 'n lekker wijf dat in d'r paspoort bij beroep actrice heeft staan. Niks bijzonders, zo zijn er honderden in Nederland. La Janzen is (qua acteren dan) 'n beetje net-niet, dus wat krijg je dan? Fans die vinden dat ze 'n beetje extra publiciteit verdiend. Ergo: 'n sex tape op de (web) markt met daarop (zogenaamd, maar niet heus) ons aller Chantal. Enfin, GS 'negeerde' de hoax, maar VKmag kon dit buitenkansje niet aan zich voorbij laten gaan (NSFW). ]]> Nederland 2008-05-07T10:56:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3947 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3947#comm • Wel, wel. Wie had dat gedacht. Kennelijk zat er dus toch nog wat energie in de Groningse tank, en kunnen we er bij 't (bijna) sluiten van de markt toch nog 'n positief Grunn-postje uitpersen: Jans cs verslaan FC Utrecht met 3-1, onder meer dankzij twee goals van Marcus Berg.   Grunn schijnt door de zege zowaar nog in de race te zijn voor UEFA Cup-voetbal, al is dat nog 'n lange zit. Eerst 'n dubbele finale tegen NEC, en vervolgens tegen d'een of d'andere CL-wannabe-loser. Enfin, we zullen wel zien. Overschat fenomeen anyways, dat Europees voetbal. 3947@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Wel, wel. Wie had dat gedacht. Kennelijk zat er dus toch nog wat energie in de Groningse tank, en kunnen we er bij 't (bijna) sluiten van de markt toch nog 'n positief Grunn-postje uitpersen: Jans cs verslaan FC Utrecht met 3-1, onder meer dankzij twee goals van Marcus Berg.
Grunn schijnt door de zege zowaar nog in de race te zijn voor UEFA Cup-voetbal, al is dat nog 'n lange zit. Eerst 'n dubbele finale tegen NEC, en vervolgens tegen d'een of d'andere CL-wannabe-loser. Enfin, we zullen wel zien. Overschat fenomeen anyways, dat Europees voetbal. ]]> Sport 2008-05-04T11:05:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3949 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3949#comm • Altijd in voor 'n stuntje, ons aller Martin Drent. Zelfs nu-ie trainer is van de Groningse studenten GSAVV Forward. Drent en pupillen waren kennelijk zo blij met 't behalen van de nacompetitie, dat ze besloten om voor de elftalfoto voor de full monty (NSFW) te gaan.   Geinig hoor, maar waarom is nou uitgerekend Martin Drent een van de weinigen op de plaat die z'n tampeloerus niet wil tonen? Pff. 3949@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ Altijd in voor 'n stuntje, ons aller Martin Drent. Zelfs nu-ie trainer is van de Groningse studenten GSAVV Forward. Drent en pupillen waren kennelijk zo blij met 't behalen van de nacompetitie, dat ze besloten om voor de elftalfoto voor de full monty (NSFW) te gaan.
Geinig hoor, maar waarom is nou uitgerekend Martin Drent een van de weinigen op de plaat die z'n tampeloerus niet wil tonen? Pff. ]]> Nederland 2008-05-01T11:27:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3920 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3920#comm 3920@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ ]]> Nederland 2008-04-30T06:39:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3918 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3918#comm • Hmm. Zo langzamerhand begin ik te geloven dat er ergens 'n opzetje is gesmeed om voormalige BN PLayboy chicks weer voor 't voetlicht te brengen. Zo hadden we de afgelopen weken al Tatjana Simic en Daphne Deckers, en nu blijkt dus kennelijk Myrna Goossen aan de beurt.   Dit keer is 't het volslagen onbekende Diva dat claimt Myrna topless te hebben vastgelegd (Diva shoot na de jump). Onzin natuurlijk, en aan ons de schone taak om de zaak weer 'n beetje toonbaar te maken door middel van 't linken van de Playboy shoot van Myrna (NSFW) van geen idee wanneer: 3918@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Hmm. Zo langzamerhand begin ik te geloven dat er ergens 'n opzetje is gesmeed om voormalige BN PLayboy chicks weer voor 't voetlicht te brengen. Zo hadden we de afgelopen weken al Tatjana Simic en Daphne Deckers, en nu blijkt dus kennelijk Myrna Goossen aan de beurt.
Dit keer is 't het volslagen onbekende Diva dat claimt Myrna topless te hebben vastgelegd (Diva shoot na de jump). Onzin natuurlijk, en aan ons de schone taak om de zaak weer 'n beetje toonbaar te maken door middel van 't linken van de Playboy shoot van Myrna (NSFW) van geen idee wanneer:


]]> Nederland 2008-04-27T19:21:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3917 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3917#comm 3917@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ ]]> Nederland 2008-04-27T07:11:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3896 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3896#comm • Leuker kunnen we 't niet maken, beweren ze bij de Nederlandse belastingdienst. Wel makkelijker. Nou, voorlopig verschil ik toch nog maar even met ze van mening. Vooral sinds ik vanochtend vroeg m'n Nederlandse post openmaakte. En of ze 't leuker kunnen maken!   Wat is 't geval? Op 3 april jongstleden blijken ze in Apeldoorn keurig 4700 Euri op m'n Postbank te hebben bijgeschreven. 4700 Euro! Da's dankzij de huidige koers bijna 7000 dollar. Zo maar. Out of the blue.   Natuurlijk ben ik op me qui vive. Foutje van de bank in mijn voordeel? Zal toch niet. In de omschrijving staan mijn SoFi-nummer, als ook de codes H40, H50, H56 en de verklaring Belastingdienst GVS uitbetaling. Schijnt te maken te hebben met de belastingjaren 2004 en 2005.   Ah well. Wellicht dat er binnen nu en een week 'n blauwe envelop-plus-verklaring op de mat valt. 3896@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ Leuker kunnen we 't niet maken, beweren ze bij de Nederlandse belastingdienst. Wel makkelijker. Nou, voorlopig verschil ik toch nog maar even met ze van mening. Vooral sinds ik vanochtend vroeg m'n Nederlandse post openmaakte. En of ze 't leuker kunnen maken! Wat is 't geval? Op 3 april jongstleden blijken ze in Apeldoorn keurig 4700 Euri op m'n Postbank te hebben bijgeschreven. 4700 Euro! Da's dankzij de huidige koers bijna 7000 dollar. Zo maar. Out of the blue.
Natuurlijk ben ik op me qui vive. Foutje van de bank in mijn voordeel? Zal toch niet. In de omschrijving staan mijn SoFi-nummer, als ook de codes H40, H50, H56 en de verklaring Belastingdienst GVS uitbetaling. Schijnt te maken te hebben met de belastingjaren 2004 en 2005.
Ah well. Wellicht dat er binnen nu en een week 'n blauwe envelop-plus-verklaring op de mat valt. ]]> Lifeblog 2008-04-25T10:18:00-04:00 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3895 http://darchtimes.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=3895#comm • Dit moet welhaast 'n verlate 1 april-grap zijn, anders kan ik 't toch echt niet plaatsen: de RVD (lees: de Koningin) die niet wil dat prinses Maxima brildragend op de foto wordt gezet. Kan iemand mij vertellen waarom dat is? Gewraakte foto na 'n klik op 3895@http://darchtimes.com/blog/ • Dit moet welhaast 'n verlate 1 april-grap zijn, anders kan ik 't toch echt niet plaatsen: de RVD (lees: de Koningin) die niet wil dat prinses Maxima brildragend op de foto wordt gezet. Kan iemand mij vertellen waarom dat is? Gewraakte foto na 'n klik op


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