¶De Chantal Janzen sex tape hoax

• Chantal Janzen is 'n lekker wijf dat in d'r paspoort bij beroep actrice heeft staan. Niks bijzonders, zo zijn er honderden in Nederland. La Janzen is (qua acteren dan) 'n beetje net-niet, dus wat krijg je dan? Fans die vinden dat ze 'n beetje extra publiciteit verdiend. Ergo: 'n sex tape op de (web) markt met daarop (zogenaamd, maar niet heus) ons aller Chantal. Enfin, GS 'negeerde' de hoax, maar VKmag kon dit buitenkansje niet aan zich voorbij laten gaan (NSFW).

  ¶Grunn owned Utreg

• Wel, wel. Wie had dat gedacht. Kennelijk zat er dus toch nog wat energie in de Groningse tank, en kunnen we er bij 't (bijna) sluiten van de markt toch nog 'n positief Grunn-postje uitpersen: Jans cs verslaan FC Utrecht met 3-1, onder meer dankzij twee goals van Marcus Berg.
  Grunn schijnt door de zege zowaar nog in de race te zijn voor UEFA Cup-voetbal, al is dat nog 'n lange zit. Eerst 'n dubbele finale tegen NEC, en vervolgens tegen d'een of d'andere CL-wannabe-loser. Enfin, we zullen wel zien. Overschat fenomeen anyways, dat Europees voetbal.

  ¶GSAVV Forward goes the full monty

• Altijd in voor 'n stuntje, ons aller Martin Drent. Zelfs nu-ie trainer is van de Groningse studenten GSAVV Forward. Drent en pupillen waren kennelijk zo blij met 't behalen van de nacompetitie, dat ze besloten om voor de elftalfoto voor de full monty (NSFW) te gaan.
  Geinig hoor, maar waarom is nou uitgerekend Martin Drent een van de weinigen op de plaat die z'n tampeloerus niet wil tonen? Pff.

  ¶Hieperdepiep!

  ¶Myrna Goossen naakt

• Hmm. Zo langzamerhand begin ik te geloven dat er ergens 'n opzetje is gesmeed om voormalige BN PLayboy chicks weer voor 't voetlicht te brengen. Zo hadden we de afgelopen weken al Tatjana Simic en Daphne Deckers, en nu blijkt dus kennelijk Myrna Goossen aan de beurt.
  Dit keer is 't het volslagen onbekende Diva dat claimt Myrna topless te hebben vastgelegd (Diva shoot na de jump). Onzin natuurlijk, en aan ons de schone taak om de zaak weer 'n beetje toonbaar te maken door middel van 't linken van de Playboy shoot van Myrna (NSFW) van geen idee wanneer:

  ¶Hieperdepiep!

  ¶Leuker kunnen ze 't niet maken... Nou, echt wel!

• Leuker kunnen we 't niet maken, beweren ze bij de Nederlandse belastingdienst. Wel makkelijker. Nou, voorlopig verschil ik toch nog maar even met ze van mening. Vooral sinds ik vanochtend vroeg m'n Nederlandse post openmaakte. En of ze 't leuker kunnen maken!   Wat is 't geval? Op 3 april jongstleden blijken ze in Apeldoorn keurig 4700 Euri op m'n Postbank te hebben bijgeschreven. 4700 Euro! Da's dankzij de huidige koers bijna 7000 dollar. Zo maar. Out of the blue.
  Natuurlijk ben ik op me qui vive. Foutje van de bank in mijn voordeel? Zal toch niet. In de omschrijving staan mijn SoFi-nummer, als ook de codes H40, H50, H56 en de verklaring Belastingdienst GVS uitbetaling. Schijnt te maken te hebben met de belastingjaren 2004 en 2005.
  Ah well. Wellicht dat er binnen nu en een week 'n blauwe envelop-plus-verklaring op de mat valt.

  ¶Maxima draagt bril!!!

• Dit moet welhaast 'n verlate 1 april-grap zijn, anders kan ik 't toch echt niet plaatsen: de RVD (lees: de Koningin) die niet wil dat prinses Maxima brildragend op de foto wordt gezet. Kan iemand mij vertellen waarom dat is? Gewraakte foto na 'n klik op

  ¶Zachman, Chicago's eigen Pietje Bell

• Wat 'n dag, gisteren. Niet alleen was daar daddy's limo crash op de I90, maar 'n paar uur eerder hadden we ook al de Zachman situation gehad.
  Ach, je kent 't wel. Moeder wordt gebeld om zoonlief van daycare te komen ophalen, omdat-ie zich al 'n uur lang misdraagt en onhandelbaar is. Eenmaal aangekomen staat de brandweer en de politie voor de deur. Lang verhaal kort: in al z'n boosheid had Z-man (6) het brandalarm doen afgaan.
  Enfin, de bekentenis staat op video , na 'n klik op

  ¶Daphne Deckers naakt

• Grazia magazine. 'k Had er nog nooit van gehoord - en zijzelf waarschijnlijk ook niet. En hoe zet je jezelf dan op de kaart? Door te beweren dat Daphne Deckers zich bloot geeft. Maar niet heus, natuurlijk. Niet getreurd. Om de teleurstelling weg te spoelen hebben wij Deckers' Playboy shoot van 'n jaar of tien geleden opgesnord.

  ¶Een ongeluk zit in 'n klein hoekje

• Lang verhaal kort: gisteravond raakte ik verzeild in 'n crash op de interstate I90, ter hoogte van de All State Arena in Rosemont, 'n paar kilometer ten westen van O'Hare. Ikzelf was okay, net als m'n twee passagiers, als ook de inzittenden van de overige drie auto's.   Korte schets van de situatie: ik reed uiterst links waar de I90 nog 4-baans is. Plotseling werd ik rechts ingehaald door 'n zeer snel rijdende VW Beetle, die zich opeens voor me drukte (bestuurder claimt dat 'n andere auto haar tot die manoevre dwong). De Beetle verloor, door d'r manoevre en de snelheid, de macht over 't stuur, slipte drie banen over naar rechts, en crashte daar in een Dodge Neon. Wow, crash vlak voor m'n ogen, dacht ik, maar 'n split second later werd die Dodge door de klap naar mijn baan gekatapulteerd. Ik dacht de Dodge te kunnen ontwijken en stuurde naar rechts (de derde baan), maar helaas, helaas: door de kracht van de klap stuiterde de Dodge via de betonnen muur in de middenberm terug mijn baan in.
  Enfin. Kleine impressie (twee foto's en 'n filmpje ) na

  ¶De 10 coolste hotel (kamer)s ter wereld

• Ik weet niet hoe 't bij jelui is, maar hier in Chicago was (is) 't vandaag 25 graden en heerlijk zonnig. Mocht 't nog steeds kut zijn in NL, hierrr 'n lijstje van de tien coolste hotel suites ter wereld. Graag gedaan.

  ¶PSV weer kampioen

• Al jaren moet ik besmuikt glimlachen als er, in de aanloop naar 'n Ajax-PSV of 'n PSV-Feyenoord, weer 'ns iemand opmerkt dat er in Nederland eigenlijk maar een echte Klassieker is. 'n Uitspraak die immer afkomstig is van 'n gefrustreerde Ajax- of Feyenoord-fan die 't maar niet kan verkroppen dat PSV ze in Amsterdam en Rotterdam al dik 'n kwart eeuw veruit de baas is.   Vanmiddag pakten hun uit Eindhoven de zeventiende (!) landstitel sinds 1975 en het vierde landskampioenschap op rij. Goed voor 't Nederlandse voetbal ook, want behalve PSV is er geen Nederlandse club die in de Champions League ook maar 'n potje kan breken.
  Wie nog even mee wil genieten van 't Brabantse feestje kan hierrr, hierrr, hierrr en hierrr terecht.

  ¶Whoa! Britney...

• Whoa. Check out this most recent pic of our beloved Britney Spears! It's her and Neil Patrick Harris, and it was taken on the set of How I Met Your Mother (full size pic in color after the jump).
  The Brit-Brit/HIMYM episode (Britney as Abby, trying to get Ted (Josh Radnor) jealous), will air in just three days (May 12).
  Unless something miraculously happens I won't tune in, but I just have to say this: I haven't seen 'r this hot in ages. Keep up the good work, girl.

  ¶Karate Kid Tim Wiese

• One of the many main reasons Americans won't embrace football (thats soccer you morons) is the fact that there's too many dives on the field. And Germany is, as we all know, the birth place of the dive. But it's certainly not all dives out there. Watch how Bremen goalie Tim Wiese pulls a karate kid move (picture) on a Hamburg striker - and getting away (only a yellow card) with it:

  ¶Biker almost avoids speeding ticket

• Imagine this. You're a Dutch biker, and you're riding in the northern part of your country, where there's not as much traffic as where you live. Ergo: you let your bike go at full blast. All of a
sudden you notice traffic cops on the side of the road, shooting their radar gun while hunting for speeders. Only one thing you can do. Hit the brakes! Oops. There you go. A good ol' face plant while going 137 km p/h. Your bike is smashed but on the upside: your injuries (fractured wrist and a damaged hand) are not that bad and you've got the police radar picture (after the jump, (via)) to remember your adventure forever:

  ¶Blinded by greed?

Sure. It is - of course - possible that they were just caught with nerves, being in a game show on national tv. What seems more realistic, is that this family was blinded by greed. I mean. If you don't even recognize your own daughter/sister:

  ¶The top 10 hottest superhero movie babe topless scenes

• For one reason or the other people same to crave for superhero (movies) these days. As if Superman, Batman and Spider Man weren't enough, there's Iron Man and (to be expected) Hancock and whatnot. On the upside: more superhero movies also means more hot chicks. And more hot chicks means more hot topless movie scenes. So here goes: the 10 hottest superhero movie babe topless scenes ( NSFW), featuring no less than Helen Slater, Selma Blair, Gwyneth Paltrow, Uma Thurman, Kim Basinger, Halle Barry, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Rebecca Romijn. Enjoy.

  ¶Elisha Cuthbert on the beach

• The other day we thought we had summarized the Elisha Cuthbert pretty thouroughly: she loves to have 'r picture taken, just not when she's on the beach minding 'r own business. Hmm, I guess we were wrong:

  ¶Eva Mendes topless in Vogue Italia

• They tried it before, but that was - of course - nothing more than a lame scam. Thing is: uberbabe Eva Mendes doesn't go all the way just like that. One has to dress up his request a little. Mention words like Italy, art, Europe, Vogue and Steven Meisel, et voila, there you go: Eva Mendes topless in the Italian edition of Vogue (tiny bit NSFW) - for real this time.

  ¶Charles Barkley: I'm a dumbass

• Throughout the years, we sure had our fun with Sir Charles Barkley, now didn't we? Whether he was playing a round of golf or displaying his political ambitions, he makes us laugh our asses of every now and again. His latest one (pulling off a classic Ron Burgundy, reading the teleprompter from beginning to the end) is once again priceless. Best thing of all: he's is a good sport about it. Hilarious clip after

  ¶The Philly police beat up

• A propos. Talking about police brutality. Cedric may consider himself lucky that he was boating with his mom and a dozen of his friends. I mean. What if he had been driving with two homies down the streets of Philadelphia? Rodney King revisited after you click

  ¶Video tributes to Johnny Cash

• It's been four years to this date Johnny Cash passed away. Ergo: a tribute to the man in black seems to be in order here. So here goes: two hands full of covers of Johnny Cash songs, by (among others) U2, Pearl Jam, Kris Kristofferson, and Kid Rock.

  ¶Cedric Benson's party boat

• Finally some interesting news in the aftermath of Bears' Cedric Benson Dui boating incident from last weekend at Lake Travis. Sure, there were the conflicting stories of both Benson (and his posse) and the police, but now there's finally some scenery. On the pic (taken a couple of hours before the rumble): Cedric Benson (left), his mother Jackie and friend Deon Beasley.

  ¶Eating a Big Mag in one bite

• If you're a smart guy (or gal), you're one of the lucky ones in this world. You'll probably get a good job and make tuns of money. And even if you're just plain beautiful, you're not bad off at all. You could become a model or find a job in the porn business and/or prostitution to make lot's of dough.
  But what if your biggest talent is eating a Big Mac in just one bite . What good does that do you? Then you're screwed.

  ¶Bar Refaeli in Elle Russia

• Within the past year Israeli babe Bar Refaeli managed to sqeeuze herself into the top 10 of the world's hottest chicks. Go check her hotness out in the Russian edition of Elle.

  ¶Cedric Benson is finished now

• "Being pepper sprayed and dragged from the boat is the most resistance to a tackler Benson has shown in the three years we have had him. Maybe he has turned a corner."
  Just one Bears' fan reaction on the arrest of running back Cedric Benson this weekend in Texas. Story in brief: Benson failed a float test, after a Lower Colorado River Authority officer made contact with his 30-foot boat for a routine inspection. When the officer instructed him he would have to come to land to do an extended test, Benson became argumentative. After he refused to wear a life jacket and continued to present himself as a threat to the officer he was subdued with pepper spray. On land, Benson had to be dragged into the police car.
  Benson's chances in Chicago were already shrinking, but it seems to me that after this weekend he's definitely finished.

  ¶Gotta love the babysitter

Prostitutes are disgusting, says the guy in the movie (via) you're about to see after the jump. And he's damn right. Besides: babysitters are a lot cheaper as well:

  ¶Amazing Ads galore

• According to most people commercials and ads in general are nothing more than a huge pain in the butt. The destroy the environment, architecture, tv shows, movies, and whatnot. And I guess that's true - up to a certain point. But there's always exceptions, especially when ad companies put some effort into making extraordinary ads. And Biertijd made and effort to collect the most amazing ones. Check 'm out here, here, here, here, here, and here. Enjoy.

  ¶Family Guy mash up trailers

• As if Family Guy ain't funny enough by itself, pah! Just kidding, of course. It's always cute to mash up a rockin' cartoon with blockbusters like The Matrix, Braveheart, 300, The Departed and James Bond, Casino Royale and thus come up with some cool trailers. So here goes, after the jump, four cool trailers plus a nice bonus:

  ¶Inflatable Boy Toy Dolls!

• "Inspired by comic book and anime art, and crafted using cutting edge materials, these posable silicone dolls are designed with fun in mind. Boy Toy Dolls (NSFW) are lightweight, easy to maintain, and made of an exclusive, all new silicone material."

  ¶Big Brown wins Kentucky Derby

• The two most exciting minutes in sports are               over, and guess what: the undefeated favorite Big Brown, driven by jockey Kent Desormeaux, remains unbeaten, after winning the 134th edition of the Kentucky Derby, becoming the first winner from stall 20 since 1929. Video compilation of the 1968-1986 & 1987-2006 races on Churchill Downs [update 19:01] as well the today's 134th edition 2008 , after you click

  ¶The Bastard breaks up - again

• Breaking up might be hard to do, but not for comedian Jon Lajoie. His advice: be frank an honest and put your message on video. Here's how he did it himself. And yes, Jon AKA The Bastard did it again. Clip after you click

  ¶Gas in the US is cheap - really

• Believe me, being a limo driver I know how much the price of gas hurts. But the bitching about it around it... Geez. Check out this cute little chart brought to us by CNN. The US gas price ($3.45 per gallon) is only the 111th highest in the world (well, out here in Chicago is the gas price averages about 4 bucks)! Compare that to the Dutch ($8.37), the Brits ($8.38) and the Norwegians ($8.73). Now they have a reason to bitch (note the Venezuelan price: 12 lousy cents a gallon. Damn Chavez).

  ¶Carmen Electra in Maximal

• She might not be as media savvy as she used to be, but make no mistake about 'r: Carmen Electra is still mighty damn hot. Check out her latest shoot in Maximal, after

  ¶SHOCKING: MMA fighter vs troll

• Just a warning up front. The video you're about to see after the jump can be pretty shocking and disturbing, and I didn't want to publish it before I knew its context. But here it goes.
  The video was made a couple of
weeks ago in the Swedish city of Jonkoping. It's a fight between a MMA (Mixed Martial Arts fighter) Nazi and a so called troll, who had bashed the Nazi on a MMA forum. The two of them agreed to meet for a fight, and apparently had someone tape it.
  The outcome: the troll ended up with four broken bones in his face, lost memory for a week and was in a coma for a day. The Nazi was sentenced to four years in jail. Clip (mirror) at your own risk (via) after you click

  ¶Boring: Oprah on Tom Cruise's couch

• When Tom Cruise sat (and jumped) on Oprah's couch a couple of years ago, it became an instant internet hit . This week Oprah sat on Cruise's couch, and it turned out to be pretty boring. Wanna see it anyway? Be my guest by all means.

  ¶LiLo's mug used on a poster ad

• The American Beverage Institute launched a national radio and print advertising campaign to educate the public about the proper application of ignition interlock devices. Ignition interlocks, or in-car breathalyzers, are a great tool for getting hard-core drunk drivers off our roads, the poster reads. However, activists now want to put one in every car in America. That means the end of moderate and responsible drinking prior to driving…No more champagne toasts at weddings, no more wine with dinner, no more beers at a ballgame. Let’s stop drunk driving without eliminating our traditions.
  Big deal, one would say, but the picture used on the full-page ad running in yesterday's USA Today is a Lindsay Lohan mug shot, taken after one of 'r many DUIs. And LiLo's lawyer is not amused.

  ¶Top 10 of the world's Sin Cities

• Looking for a vacation destination where you can display all of your secret hobbies? Check out Askmen's top 10 of the world's sin cities. New Orleans, Rio de Janeiro, Las Vegas and Amsterdam are all in it, but they're not on the #1 spot.

  ¶The Art of Li Wei

• Guilty as charged: there's not a whole lot of art on the Chicago Darch-Times™. But that's probably just because there's not many of our visitors that are into art, we figure. Then again: you just might appreciate the amazing Chinese Art of Li Wei. Check out his pictures here and his videos here. Enjoy. (via)

  ¶Amy Smart nip and boob slip

• As the weekend approaches, we might as well come to the conclusion that Amy Smart (on the set of Crank 2) has become our heroine of the week. She started off by showing us her taped boobs, then she allowed us to take a peek at her butt, and to top it all off, she feasted us with no less than a nip and and boob slip. Keep up the good work. NSFW, after you click

  ¶Nike - Take it to the Next Level

• Back in the day, if you wanted to sell your soap, you just showed the audience how the stains would come out of your shirts, and the job was done. But it doesn't work like that no more these days. Today, you have to hire a top of the line director (Guy Ritchie, for example), and come up with a feature film type of commercial, with a story line and tuns of exiting stuff. Don't have a clue where I'm getting at? Check out Nike's Take it to the Next Level right here or just watch the YouTube version after you click