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F A M I L Y G U Y Peter's Progress Season 7, Episode 16 Air date: 5/17/09 Three Kings Season 7, Episode 15 Air date: 5/10/08 We love you, Conrad Season 7, Episode 14 Air date: 5/03/09 All New Family Guy.
T H E O F F I C E Company Picnic Season 5, Episode 26 Air date: 5/14/09 Cafe Disco Season 5, Episode 25 Air date: 5/07/09 Casual Friday Season 5, Episode 24 Air date: 4/30/09 All New The Office.
H O U S E M D Both Sides Now Season 5, Episode 24 Air date: 5/18/09 Under My Skin Season 5, Episode 23 Air date: 5/11/09 House Divided Season 5, Episode 22 Air date: 5/04/09 All New House MD.
T H E S I M P S O N S Coming to Homerica Season 20, Episode 21 Air date: 5/17/09 For Great Women and a Manicure Season 20, Episode 20 Air date: 5/10/09 Waverly Hills 9021 D'oh Season 20, Episode 19 Air date: 5/03/09 All New Simpsons.
L I E T O M E Sacrifice Season 1, Episode 13 Air date: 5/13/09 Blinded Season 1, Episode 12 Air date: 5/06/09 Undercover Season 1, Episode 11 Air date: 4/29/09 Better Half Season 1, Episode 10 Air date: 4/22/09 All New Lie To Me.
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¶The Animals - The House of the Rising Sun (1964) Widescreen, High Definition
• Kinda amazing that a forty five (45!) year old video tape can end up on YouTube e.g. the internets and be of such amazing quality. Check out Eric Burden & The Animals doing The House of the Rising Sunfor yourselves.
• As you faithtul CDT readers might - or might not - know: I have a soft spot for Dtuch rock bitch Anouk. And Anouk recently came out with a new song - Today. You can download the song for free at anouk.nl, or watch (and listen to) it for free after you click READ ON
• 2004 was apparently a good year for Belgian babes (jaggle)
• Wow. Britney caught going commando again (wwtdd)
• Post-it's boring? Not when you got loads of time (vkmag)
• Is there such a thing as too small bathing suits? (uncoached)
• AF447 survivor dies in car crash (timesonline)
• The 20 most anticipated movies of 2010 (coedmagazine)
• William Tell wannabee. Got to be a hoax, right (gorillamask)
• Joke time: the postman and the party (djmick)
• The economic crisis is tough on everybody, right? Well, not quite. Russian oil billionaire Roman Abramovich just had his latest yacht built in Hamburg. Some of the features: The 170 meters yacht (557.6 foot) will feature 2 heli- pads, 20 water jets, a pool with large Havana bars surrounding it, a cinema, library, restaurant, private garden, 5,000 square feet large master suite, a private submarine boarding from the bottom of the yacht for a secret escape, and a missile-detection system to abort pirates attack safely. The 9-deck megayacht has at least 5 possible exits which literally makes it the safest yacht ever built. Humungous pictures of da boat here and here. Whoa.
• Last week I saw he's just not that in to you ft. a pretty damn hot Scarlett Johansson. In this July 2009 photo shoot in the French edition of Elle she looks a little different, but still pretty damn hot.
• Boy, they sure are after our homeboy Derrick Rose,
aren't they? First there was the cheating on his SAT's, and now there's pictures on which he's flashing gang signs. Pic (big one after the jump) was taken during his freshman year at Memphis, and D-Rose already said he was sorry. NEXT: READ ON
• You gotta give it to them Hollywood producers: they sure know how to pitch their product. And I guess Sacha Baron Cohen's crew are among the best in the business. Not only they managed to manifacture a set up with Eminem during last week's MTV Movie Awards, but now they set up Bruno in a fashion photo shoot in Marie Claire together with no-one less than Alessandra Ambrosio. Wow.
• David Letterman is apparently in some hot water, after the Late Night host made some jokes on Sarah Palin's 14yo daughter. Two jokes on vid (plus Palin's comments) after READ ON
• I understand the reasoning, but still: 34-year-oldChristine Badre Schnabl and her 5-year-old son Philipe took one plane (the AF447) from Rio de Janeiro to Sweden, and Schnabl's husband (and their 3 year old) were taking the next flight, since they were afraid losing their entire family in a single air disaster.
• Swiss tennis mogul Roger Federer was attacked during today's Roland Garros final by infamous party pooper Jimmy Jump, who tried to put a baret on Federer's head. Jimmy Jump was arrested, Federer went on to grab the only trophy he hadn't won yet in his impressive career: the French Open. Clip after READ ON
• Lindsay Lohan once again slipped a lip (totallycrap)
• Fireworks in da butt is never a good idea (hersenscheet)
• The scariest pictures of Courtney Love (uncoached)
• The Chinese have a water bottle bicycle (papilog)
• Remy Gaillard shows off some trickshots (vkmag)
• Who invited this chick to go bowling? (debaasjes)
• How to KO y'r opponent in 30 seconds (skoften)
• Thirsty? The 2009 NBA finals drinking game (nextround)
• Getting y'r pic with boobs is a cool hobby (djmick)
• Now I'm not a big follower of cricket, but I do know it's a big deal when the Dutch beat England at Lords at the World Twenty20. Hilite video of the Dutch at bat after READ ON
• Some of you might know her as the wife of Tony Parker, others might know 'r as Gabrielle Solis in Desperate Housewives. But I think we all can agree on the fact that she's pretty damn hot. Check 'r out in the latest edition of GQ magazine Mexico (HQ).
• Sure, we had our share of Bar Refaeli photo shoots on this very spot, but this is without a doubt one of 'r nicest ones. Check out Bar Refaeli in the june issue of GQ magazine Italia (HQ). Leonardo DiCaprio, you're one lucky son of a gun.
• A couple of weeks ago I saw this interesting documentary about the history of the Crips and the Bloods. And guess what: now this amazing piece of film can be watched online as well. Check it out after you click READ ON
• Every once in a while Rolling Stone Magazine bothers to offers a hot chick to fill their cover and a handful of pages with a juicy photo shoot. This time Miranda Kerr was the lucky one.
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Age 16 and up
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Shocking
• As you faithtul CDT readers might - or might not - know: I have a soft spot for Dtuch rock bitch Anouk. And Anouk recently came out with a new song - Today. You can download the song for free at anouk.nl, or watch (and listen to) it for free after you click READ ON
• You gotta give it to them Hollywood producers: they sure know how to pitch their product. And I guess Sacha Baron Cohen's crew are among the best in the business. Not only they managed to manifacture a set up with Eminem during last week's MTV Movie Awards, but now they set up Bruno in a fashion photo shoot in Marie Claire together with no-one less than Alessandra Ambrosio. Wow.
• Sure, we had our share of Bar Refaeli photo shoots on this very spot, but this is without a doubt one of 'r nicest ones. Check out Bar Refaeli in the june issue of GQ magazine Italia (HQ). Leonardo DiCaprio, you're one lucky son of a gun.
