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OVER AT COMEDY CENTRAL THEY consider David Hasselhoff significant enough to organize a roast about him, in order to broadcast it world wide. I say: why not! Two commercials >

A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO, WE already showed you the pictures of Brian Bews crashing his CF-18 Hornet fighter jet during the Lethbridge airshow. Now we've got the video, after >

LEO DICAPRIO'S INCEPTION TOPPED the Box Office for the second week in a row. It raked in $42M, $7M more than Angelina Jolie's Salt. Ramona and Beezus came in 6th ($8M).

THIS MORNING, A 19TH PERSON DIED as a result of his injuries caused by the panic in the tunnel at the Love Parade in Duisburg Germany. Movies here, pics here (watch at own risk).

WE DON'T HAVE THE FAINTEST idea who this Gaelle Garcia Diaz might be, be she's topless n nude n all (NSFW), and the pics are pretty damn awesome. So there.

IF THEY HADN'T ASKED THE question over at the HuffPost already, I would've asked it myself: If Cameron Diaz is wearing heels, how did Tom Cruise get so tall all of a sudden?

PARAGUYAN SOCCER PLAYER JOSE Pedroso, who strangled referee Marcelo Miranda during a second division game in Chile, was suspended for 27 games. Video and story of the incident ("I'm not sorry") after >

Jul 24: 20-30-38-46-59 (27). New Jackpot: $67M.

BASED ON THE CULT DC COMICS by Warren Ellis and Cully Hamner, RED is an action-comedy starring Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and Helen Mirren. HD trailer >

EVERYBODY NEEDS A WORKOUT every once in a while - even the hottest chicks. So when we get a glimpse of Christian Milian working out in Woodland Hills, we're mighty damn lucky.

THIS REPORTER WAS COVERING the Olathe Kansas HS coach who hit the amazing blindfolded halfcourt shot and surprisingly made one himself. Check out the video after >

THERE: LINDSAY LOHAN WAS BARELY sent to prison, and Hollywood's lower belly already made a porn spoof: Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail. Preview here.

HEY, IS THAT NICOLAS CAGE? YOU bet it is! A vengeful father chases after the men who killed his daughter in Drive Angry. Directed by Patrick Lussier, teaser trailer after >

SIX YEARS AGO PREVIOUSLY, A NASA probe returning to earth with samples of an alien life form, crashed over Central America. Teaser trailer of Monsters after >

WITH KURT THOMAS ACCEPTING a deal for just more than the veteran's minimum of $1.35 million, the Bulls still possess $3 million of cap space with 11 players under contract.

JUST A FRIENDLY POINTER IN case you have plans to visit Chicago. Be careful what you wear: lot's of sports logos have been adopted by local gangs. Here's the top 10.

PILOT CAPT. BRIAN BEWS EJECTS as his CF-18 fighter jet plummets to the ground during a practice flight at the Lethbridge County Airport earlier today for the weekend airshow in Lethbridge, Alberta. Amazing gallery.

Jul 23: 16-19-39-44-49 (26). New Jackpot: $24M.

FACT: IF YOU'RE STRAIGHT, YOU've got the hots for Alessandra Ambrosio. And what you like even better, is a bunch of pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio in her bikini.

THESE ARE CLEARLY PAPARAZZI pictures of a topless Paris Hilton on a boat, but she doesn't seem to mind the pictures being taken. Ah well (NSFW).

WITH SO MANY (BASKETBALL) TRICK shot videos floating around on the internets, one loses track of which one is real or which one is fake. This one looks pretty awesome >

NOTHING BEATS AN AWESOME commercial with a brilliant twist, right? No idea from what country (Aussie?) this Lotto Instant Kiwi is, but it's pretty damn funny if you ask me >

SOMETIMES A MAGICIAN CAN BE pretty cool, but nothing beats to see to best of the best illusionists at work... You might wanna watch this video a couple of times, and you'll still don't have a clue >

Jul 21: 16-22-30-51-58 (25). New Jackpot: $52M.

Jul 20: 12-18-28-36-43 (19). New Jackpot: $16M.




Noah caught shopping for bongs


THIS IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS. FIRST OF ALL by Joakim Noah himself, of course. Shopping for a water pipe while being injured and recovering from plantar fasciitis.
  Then there's that hypocrite moron in the shop, who was buying a bong himself, and not only decided to take a couple of pictures of Noah, but also offered the pictures to sports blog Deadspin.
  And last but not least, there were the lame ass snitches of Deadspin, who not only asked the Chicago Bulls to comment on the matter, but also decided to publish the pics.

Rolling Stones are calling it quits - again


    • THERE YOU HAVE IT. THE ROLLING STONES just announced they will retire in 2012 and that there's only room for one more worldwide farewell tour. I know, they pulled this trick a few times before, but since they're way past their expiration dates, my bet is it's for real this time.

Stone HD trailer


                                                    • HMM. THIS COULD BE A VERY INTERESTING
                              MOVIE:
Ed Norton and Bobby DeNiro (plus Milla Jovovich and
      Frances Conroy) together in one film (movie) and an intriging story line, directed by John Curran. Trailer in HD after > >>>

The girls from Sucker Punch



ONE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A GENIOUS TO FIGURE out why it takes Disney so long to come up with the trailer for Sucker Punch. It's because the movie will be crap, of course! But. At least there's a handful of hot chicks-with-guns in it. And that's something, ain't it? I'd say. So there.
  There's Emily Browning (Baby Doll), Jamie Chung (Amber), Jena Malone (Rocket), Vanessa Hudgens (Blondie), Abbie Cornish (Sweet Pea), and Carla Gugino (Madam Gorski). Right here you can check 'm all out. Enjoy.

On the set of Transformers 3 in Chicago


IF YOU LIKED THE TITBITS WE SHOWED you           earlier about the filming of Transformers 3 in downtown Chicago, you sure gonna like this one: check out these awesome pictures from the set, and a vid after > >>>

The Company Men HD trailer


WAIT! WHAT? ANOTHER BEN AFFLECK MOVIE? AND we didn't even see The Town yet... But I guess Ben has been a busy boy lately, because The Company Men, also featuring Tommy Lee Jones, Chris Cooper and Kevin Costner, is coming up in the near future.
  When corporate downsizing leaves him and co-workers Phil Woodward (Cooper) and Gene McClary (Jones) jobless, the three men are forced to re-define their lives as men, husbands, and fathers. Trailer in HD after > >>>

Kelly Brook in Total Film & Maxim


  • SHE'S PLAYBOY'S NEWEST CENTERFOLD,
AND SHE'S
about to star in bikini-biter Piranha 3D. Got a problem with that? She hasn't. "There's nothing more power than a beautiful woman on screen." Thus Kelly Brook, right here for you in both Total Film and Maxim.

Brett Favre is a GD drama queen


“BRETT TALKED TO GODDAMNED ED WERDER AT ESPN, SAYS he needs ankle surgery. Now why did he do that? I’ve got Childress calling. I’ve got reporters calling all damn morning. Goddammit, why does he have to be such a goddamned drama queen? Play, don’t play, goddamn, people are getting sick of it. I’m getting sick of it! Why does he have to talk to these people? What good does it do? Ed Werder at ESPN! What’s he ever done for anybody other than say, ‘Look, look, Mommy, I got this first, ain’t I special?’ You got problems with surgery, talk to your wife. Why talk to goddamned Ed Werder?”
  Wow. Even his agent Bus Cook is fed up with Purple Judas.

Louis Oosthuizen sweeps St Andrews


THAT WAS A WEIRD FOUR DAYS OF GOLF AT
ST.
Andrews this weekend. On ESPN they were
struggling from beginning to end
the name of (winner) Louis Oosthuizen (27). Somewhere in the middle, they decided to ask the South African himself how it should be done. And what do you know: he doesn't even know it himself! Oostheezn?! Come on now!
  But a well. At least the kid knows how to play golf! He won the British Open today by no less than 7 strokes. Amazing. And the coolest thing of all: he did it on Nelson Mandela Day. Woohoo!

The World Cup, the Tour de France and San Fermin according to The Big Picture


WE STILL OWE YOU A HANDFUL OF AMAZING
photoshoots by Boston.com's The Big Picture. There's the World Cup part 2 and part 3, there's the Tour de France part 1, and there's of course the Running of the Bulls aka the Festival of San Fermin in Pamplona. Enjoy.
 

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