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Lady Gaga TelephoneLADY GAGA'S LATEST MUSIC VIDEO Telephone watches like a feature film, but is banned from lot's of TV stations. So what else to do than go viral? Full length clip after >>>>

Kick AssWE ALL KNOW KICK ASS IS GOING to be a major blockbuster, after we showed you the trailers, and now they came up with the coolest vintage poster so far. Nice!

Sampras and AgassiTHINGS GOT A LITTLE UGLY ON the tennis court between Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras, as they were playing with Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. But hey, it's all for charity, right >>>>

Christoph WaltzWHEN CHRISTOPH WALTZ GOT HIS Oscar for Inglourious Basterds, hardly anyone knew anything about him. So they started digging. And guess with what they came up with >>>>

WHAT DOES ONE DO IF ONE wanna be on TV? Go to a sports game, and hold up a funny sign. And if it's a really funny one, one might even end up on the internets.

THE CREDIT GOES TO SNL, BUT I wish Ford had the balls to run this brilliant anti-Toyota Prius commercial. Check it out (nobody was harmed during the making) after >>>>

Sons of TucsonTALKING ABOUT A NEW SHOW with potential... How about Sons of Tucson tomorrow night (Sunday, 9:30 - 8:30c) on FOX? I'm gonna check it out for sure. Handful of Sons of Tucson previews after >>>>

Mar 13: 6-16-20-31-36 (8). New Jackpot: ??

Big Ben“HE BROUGHT A ROUND OF SHOTS for girls and said, All you bitches, take my shots, and I got pissed because that’s very rude and disrespectful to call girls a bunch of bitches.”

Doutzen KroesTHE REAL CONNAISSEUR WILL recognize this amazing Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret catalog shoot from about a year ago, but this much quality can never be seen enough, so there.

Ugly AmericansCOMEDY CENTRAL WILL START NEXT wednesday (March 17, 10:30 - 9:30c) with a new series: Ugly Americans. Promising name, I'd say. Check out the first 10 minutes here.

Remi GaillardEVERY FEW MONTHS HE COMES by on this blog, French lunatic Remi Gaillard. And I guess today's his turn once again. Eleven plus minutes of French sillyness after >>>>

AS IF DRIVING A RALLY car ain't dangerous enough by itself... But these kids didn't think about that. They just needed a funny YouTube video, and that's what they got >>>>

Cheetah WoodsOH YEAH, BABY, THEM ENTREPENEURS still can't stop coming up with ideas on how to make money off of Tiger Woods. How about some hot sauce, or a blowup doll! Booyah!

Paris Hilton toplessAFTER A YEAR OF EXTREME HARD work, and lot's of blood, sweat, and tears, Paris Hilton enjoys a well deserved beach vacation along with 'r boytoy. Topless pics (NSFW) after >>>>

AWW. ANYONE WHO HAS KIDS (OR a 20 ft Python, for that matter) could relate to this very sad story. Because yes: boys tragic death could have happened to any family with a 20 foot pet Python. News clip after >>>>

Mar 12: 2-15-25-48-53 (41). New Jackpot: $12M.

Sara DaleIT'S NOT ILLEGAL, BUT IT'S most certainly frowned upon. Nurse Sara Dale (39) got fired after it came out she bedded three husbands of cancer victims she had taken care of.

Kim Kardashian FHMI'M TRYING VERY HARD TO come up with a job title for Kim Kardashian, but I'm drawing a blank. Anyways, she's in this month edition of the Australian issue of FHM.

Ohio State's Evan TurnerONE MOMENT HE BREAKS HIS back, the other one he scores a buzzer beater against arch rival Michigan at the Big Ten tournament (today). Both the back and beater clip after >>>>

PreciousTHE BIG QUESTION IS: WAS Howard Stern vicious when he called Gabourney Sidibe fat and enormous, and that she will never get a part again, or did he just say what everybody a lot of people were thinking? Listen after >>>>

AS ORLANDO'S DWIGHT HOWARD knocked Bulls' Derrick Rose out of a game once, I can see it as an unfortunate accident. Happens, you know. But twice?! Come on!

OKAY, SO FIRST PERSON FOOTBALL sucked, but this looks pretty promising to me: first person golf, as in Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11, offered by EA Sports.






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South Park will take on Tiger Woods


CREATORS OF THE COMEDY CENTRAL
Eric Cartman and Tiger Woods CARTOON SOUTH PARK HAVE LONG
since proven that no subject is sacred to them. So for the opening of its 14th season on Wednesday, the troubled golfer encounters Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman.
  "It's such an important issue in America right now - the sex addiction outbreak," Matt Stone, who makes the series with partner Trey Parker, said on Friday. "We're all really concerned about him and hope he gets better."
  South Park's 14th season will kick off Wednesday March 17 on Comedy Central - 10:00, 9:00c. Tiny preview after > >>>

Anna Kournikova is still damn hot


Anna KournikovaSHE ESCAPED MY ATTENTION DURING THE PAST TWO years, but it's good to see that Anna Kournikova - more impressive off than on the court - is still as hot as we remembered her. And though she's still young (going to be 30 next year) you just never know. I mean. For all we know she and that Iglesias dude could have decided they wanted to have kids.
  But no worries. As been said: she's still a hottie. As these pics from Capitol File Magazine will prove > >>>

Rodney Alcala, the fine Art of Killing


Rodney AlcalaRODNEY ALCALA, THE ONCE-DASHING LADIES' MAN, UCLA fine-arts grad, former Los Angeles Times typesetter, amateur photographer and film student of Roman Polanski's is believed to have used his smooth-talking charm and access to the creative communities in L.A. and Greenwich Village during the 1970s to entrap and murder seven women and girls, and to rape others.
  So smooth was Alcala that he was selected to compete on the ABC prime-time show The Dating Game (video) in 1978, where bachelorette Cheryl Bradshaw picked him as her date. Later, police say, she reportedly refused to go on the winning date, sensing that there was something creepy about Bachelor Number One.
  Full story on Rodney Alcala here, pics of chicks (quite possibly dead) found in his appartment here.

Shrek 4 Forever After HD trailer 2


                              • PERSONALLY, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO TOY
                    STORY 3
A
little more, but Shrek 4 Forever After shouldn't be too
          shabby either. Being in 3D and being the final of an era, and all. So here goes, trailer in High Definition after > >>>

Realistic pencil drawings by Rajacenna


Johnny Depp aka captain Jack SparrowYOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT PICTURE ON THE right of Johnny Depp aka captain Jack Sparrow is an actual pencil drawing, made by Belgian chick Rajacenna (her homepage, (via)). So yes, you may wanna say this 17 year old is pretty damn talented. Check 'r out drawing Justin Bieber, after > >>>

Paris in 26 Gigapixels


Eiffel Tower, Paris, FranceYES, THIS IS SOME PRETTY AMAZING SHIT. PARIS, FRANCE in a huge (26 Gigapixels) panoramic picture. And 26 gigapixels, that's 354159x75570 pixels. F*cking huge, man! You can zoom in like there's no tomorrow, check out peoples houses from the inside, and be the peeping tom you've always wanted to be.
  Anyways. Paris 26 Gigapixels is a project brought to us by Kolor Image Stitching Experts, Arnoud Frich Photography, and ExtraOrdinaire-Urbain Martin Loyer Photographe. Enjoy.

Ozzie-Kenny fued getting out of hand?


MAYBE IT'S JUST ME, BUT I'M GETTING a little annoyed by this little White Sox fued between Ozzie Guillen and GM Kenny Williams. Ozzie was granted his twitter and facebook accounts, but the South Side front office pulled the plug on his upcoming website. Come on, now!

Elin Nordegren in Maxim (Feb 04)


Elin Nordegren does MaximCONTRARY TO WHAT YOU MIGHT READ ELSEWHERE, TIGER Woods WILL return to the world's golf courses within a few weeks. He's practising his ass off, and in the meantime he's busy trying to save his marriage with Elin Nordegren (30). Why Tiger's going through all this trouble, you ask? Well, you might wanna check out the Maxim shoot after the jump (a six year old Maxim photo shoot), and you'll come to the conclusion that Nordegren is hotter than every one of the twelve skanks that came forward during the past few months > >>>

Lupo Elkann pulls a Steve Bartman


Lapo Elkann pulls a Bartman

REMEMBER STEVE BARTMAN? OF COURSE YOU DO. WELL, THE LA Lakers have their own Bartman, and it's no-one less than FIAT heir Lapo Elkann. Only difference: the home crowd is happy with Elkann, who interfered during the Raptors-Lakers game, giving LA posession, enable Kobe Bryant to shoot the game winner, and snap a 3 game losing streak. Clip after > >>>
 

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