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Porn actor Dustin MichaelsWHEN ANDREW GRANDE (PORN name Dustin Michaels) resisted arrest, police tased him, causing Grande to choke on the bag weed he tried to swallow. A reality cameraman filmed it.

LIKE SO MANY COMPANIES, Chicago based McDonald's finally decided that it had to have it's own calendar-with-hot-babes. So here goes: the 2010 McDonald's calendar. Enjoy.

E-TradeWE ALREADY KNEW THAT LINDSAY Lohan's career is in the gutter, and that she's starving for attention. But sueing E-Trade for using Lindsay and milk-a-holic in an ad is a new desperate low. Commercial after >>>>

Mar 9: 14-16-18-19-29 (16). New Jackpot: ??

Robson Rocha CostaROBSON ROCHA COSTA, A 23 YEAR OLD Brazilian indoor soccer player, died Sunday after a piece of floor plank pierced (video of the injury) his thigh and went into his intestine.

LAST WEEKEND WE HAD SOME live footage of the holdup at the EPT Poker Tournament in Berlin. Today some new video footage came online. Amateurs.

Farah FawcettWHATEVER THE OUTCOME OF THE REST of Oscar night might be, the biggest FAIL already happened. In their In Memoriam they left Farrah Fawcett, Henry Gibson and Bea Arthur out.

Tiger WoodsIF YOU GUYS WERE HOPING for some hard core Tiger Woods Schadenfreude during tonight's Oscar ceremony: tough luck. Tiger jokes are banned for being too rude. Aww.

Cuba Gooding wins an OscarYOU GUYS LOOKING FORWARD TO tonight's Oscars yet? Let's warm ya'll up by showing you the acceptance speech of Cuba Gooding Jr, for his role in Jerry Maguire. This'll fire you up!

Ron Artest Defense due RON ARTEST WOULD LIKE US ALL to know that he's still the man when it comes to defense. And that's why he painted the word in in three different languages in his hair.

Alice In WonderlandALICE IN WONDERLAND GOT A hell of an opening weekend, as it's raking in over $100M. Brooklyn's Finest (almost $14M) and Shutter Island ($13.5M) weren't too shabby either.

FaceplantNOTHING BEATS A GOOD FACEPLANT, especially when it happens to an over-confident skater dude who's trying to show off in front of the camera. Muhaha. Dumbass.

Sandra BullockEVEN THOUGHT THE GOLDEN Raspberry Awards aka Razzies are rarely funny and original, Sandra Bullock decided to show up herself to pick up the awards she got for All About Steve and The Proposal. Kudos.

Mar 6: 10-29-33-41-59 (15). New Jackpot: $170M.

Jacques ft MicheaJACQUES MAGAZINE IS APPARENTLY going sports very soon, and in order to promote that historic event they chartered Michea to star in their trailer. Check it out after >>>>

Jack of SpadedEARLIER TODAY THE EPT POKER Tournament in Berlin was the scene of a robbery by six armed gunmen (pics, German alert). Since the event was broadcasted on live TV, some live hold up footage after >>>>

Mar 5: 11-31-34-44-52 (32). New Jackpot: $12M.

Mickey RourkeMICKEY ROURKE BOASTED OF sleeping with 14 women in one night. The Wrestler star (57) said the marathon night of passion took place in London before he met his current love, model Anastassija Makarenko (24).

Big Ben MAN. WHAT'S UP WITH BIG BEN Roethlisberger during off seasons? If it ain't a motorcyle accident, it's alleged sexual assaults. Yes, plural. Big Ben is in trouble again.

AS WE ALL KNOW, GERMANS and a sense of humor is a tricky combination. But sometimes they hit the bull's eye. Check out this cute das kann ich besser video.

Andy Warhol'sThe ShiningHEH, THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY shit: goofing off with Andy Warhol's iconic Marilyn Monroe painting. There's Hitler, Lenin, Marx, Stalin, Jesse Jackson, Chucky... You name it.

Pam AndersonDOWN UNDER THEY APPARENTLY decided to ban this commercial ft. has been Pam Anderson. Not sure why, tho. The nudity? The spilling of milk, the poor acting?

Sacha baron CohenFIRST HE WASN'T WELCOME, THEN he was in after all, but right now it seems they pulled him anyways: Sacha Baron Cohen is considered too risky for the Oscars.






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Could this really be true? 'Bears owe Julius Peppers only $20M guaranteed'


Julius Peppers USUALLY, WHEN SOMETHING SEEMS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, IT IS too good to be true. And this latest Chicago Bears nugget - dug up by SI's Peter King - seems to be just like that.
  According to King, Peppers gets $20 million in 2010 (all but a $100,000 workout bonus is guaranteed). But the $22 million in guaranteed money that he's due to receive in 2011 and 2012 is guaranteed for injury only.
  That's some damn good negotiating by da Bears - IF it's true. Because the question is: why would Peppers and/or his agent agree to that?

The 2010 Oscar winners!



JUST IN CASE YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED in all of the winners of
the 82nd Academy Awards aka the Oscars, you might wanna click here.

Oh no! Midnight Run will get a sequel


A Midnight RunI'M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT TO THINK ABOUT THIS. NO, STRIKE that. I do know how I feel about it. I'm not happy with it. It's like one of my other all time favorite movies The Blues Brothers. For years they respectfully managed to leave John Landis' masterpiece alone, but in the end they couldn't help themselves and came up with Blues Brothers 2000. What a farce.
  And now they're going to touch A Midnight Run (1988). Jack Walsh will have to bring in another fugitive. Sigh. Universal has hired Tim Dowling to write a sequel. Bobby DeNiro will return, the retired Charles Grodin won't. Ah well.
  What else can we do then to honor the original by showing some highlight after > >>>

The Flying Tomato Shaun White made the cover of (the) Rolling Stone (mag)


Shaun WhiteCHANCES ARE, THEY RATHER WOULD HAVE HAD LINDSEY VONN - if she would've won the expected five gold medals. Then again. Maybe not. Since Shaun White aka The Flying Tomato (although I've been told he doesn't like to be called that, but that's just too bad) is way more rock and roll than La Vonn will ever be. And on top of that: White was without competition the best in his discipline, even though it was just a made up sport.
  But anyways. White made the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, and that by itself is pretty damn cool. Check it out > >>>

OK Go - This Too Shall Pass music vid


OK GoOK GO BECAME, WHEN WAS IT, two years ago, an overnight web sensation thanks to their music video Here We Go Again. So I guess they had something to live up to when they made This Too Shall Pass. And you know what, they did > >>>

Megan Fox in Harper's Bazaar UK


Megan Fox in Harper's BazaarMEGAN FOX APPEARS (WILL APPEAR) IN THE APRIL ISSUE OF the British edition of Harper's Bazaar. Normally, we're mostly interested in the pictures, but since they're not that special (you can check 'm out after the jump anyways), we concentrated on what she had to say. And guess what:
  "I've only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don't love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand."
  Wow. Who would have thought > >>>

Julius Peppers is a Chicago Bear!



                                                  JULIUS PEPPERS IS A CHICAGO BEAR. AS
                          WE SPEAK YOUR CHICAGO
Bears are working out the final
        details. The expected contract: 6 years, $72 million ($40-45M in the first three years). The Peppers signing is the Bears' third signing on Today's first day of Free Agency, after Brandon Manumaleuna and Chester Taylor.
  The Chicago Bears official story, expert Hub Arkush' take on it.

Amazing trick shots by your NBA stars


LeBron James IT'S ONE THING TO SEE LEBRON JAMES, RAY ALLEN, CHRIS Webber, Seve Nash, Chris Paul, Dwight Howard or Monta Ellis pull off the most amazing shots and dunks on the court. But what about all those amazing trick shots during practice? Happens all the time, you say? I bet it does. But... Hardly ever (one of) those amazing trick shots do end up on video, so you and I can enjoy them as well. But guess what. Ten of those amazing trick shots actually DID end up on film. You can check 'm out after the jump. Oh, and you think LeBron James ending up twice in this Top Ten? Probably not > >>>

[UPDATE] Bears sign Julius Peppers, Brandon Manumaleuna, Chester Taylor


Chester Taylor, going to be a Bear? YOUR CHICAGO BEARS, WITH ONLY A FEW PICKS IN THE UPCOMING draft, are in full gear during the current Free Agency window, that started last midnight. In total, the Bears are targeting three names: TE Brandon Manumaleuna, DE Julius Peppers, and RB Chester Taylor.
  AS BEEN SAID: THE BEARS are in full gear. San Diego's Manumaleuna already signed, and according to reports da Bears are the front runners to bag both Julius Peppers (Carolina) and Minnesota's Chester Taylor as well.
  [UPDATE 2:17pm] And that's number 2: your Chicago Bears landed Minnesota Vikings running back Chester Taylor. Taylor signed a 4 year deal ($12.5 million), $7M garanteed.
  [UPDATE 3:41pm] And we have a threesome. Julius Peppers is expected to sign a six year $72 million deal ($40-45M in the first three years).
 

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