• LADY GAGA'S LATEST MUSIC VIDEO Telephone watches like a feature film, but is banned from lot's of TV stations. So what else to do than go viral? Full length clip after >
• WE ALL KNOW KICK ASS IS GOING to be a major blockbuster, after we showed you the 
• THINGS GOT A LITTLE UGLY ON the tennis court between Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras, as they were playing with Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal. But hey, it's all for charity, right >
• WHEN CHRISTOPH WALTZ GOT HIS Oscar for Inglourious Basterds, hardly anyone knew anything about him. So they started digging. And guess with what they came up with >
• WHAT DOES ONE DO IF ONE wanna be on TV? Go to a sports game, and hold up a funny sign. And if it's a really funny one, one 
• THE CREDIT GOES TO SNL, BUT I wish Ford had the balls to run this brilliant anti-Toyota Prius commercial. Check it out (nobody was harmed during the making) after >
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• TALKING ABOUT A NEW SHOW with potential... How about Sons of Tucson tomorrow night (Sunday, 9:30 - 8:30c) on FOX? I'm gonna check it out for sure. Handful of Sons of Tucson previews after >
Mar 13: 6-16-20-31-36 (8). 
• “HE BROUGHT A ROUND OF SHOTS for girls and said, 
• THE REAL CONNAISSEUR WILL recognize this amazing Doutzen Kroes Victoria's Secret catalog shoot from about a year ago, but this much quality 
• COMEDY CENTRAL WILL START NEXT wednesday (March 17, 10:30 - 9:30c) with a new series: Ugly Americans. Promising name, I'd say. Check out 
• EVERY FEW MONTHS HE COMES by on this blog, French lunatic Remi Gaillard. And I guess today's his turn once again. Eleven plus minutes of French sillyness after >
• AS IF DRIVING A RALLY car ain't dangerous enough by itself... But these kids didn't think about that. They just needed a funny YouTube video, and that's what they got >
• OH YEAH, BABY, THEM ENTREPENEURS still can't stop coming up with ideas on how to make money off of Tiger Woods. How about some 
• AFTER A YEAR OF EXTREME HARD work, and lot's of blood, sweat, and tears, Paris Hilton enjoys a well deserved beach vacation along with 'r boytoy. Topless pics (NSFW) after >
• AWW. ANYONE WHO HAS KIDS (OR a 20 ft Python, for that matter) could relate to this very sad story. Because yes: boys tragic death could have happened to any family with a 20 foot pet Python. News clip after >
Mar 12: 2-15-25-48-53 (41). 
• IT'S NOT ILLEGAL, BUT IT'S most certainly frowned upon. Nurse Sara Dale (39) got fired after it came out she 
• I'M TRYING VERY HARD TO come up with a job title for Kim Kardashian, but I'm drawing a blank. Anyways, 
• ONE MOMENT HE BREAKS HIS back, the other one he scores a buzzer beater against arch rival Michigan at the Big Ten tournament (today). Both the back and beater clip after >
• THE BIG QUESTION IS: WAS Howard Stern vicious when he called Gabourney Sidibe fat and enormous, and that she will never get a part again, or did he just say what 
AS ORLANDO'S DWIGHT HOWARD knocked Bulls' Derrick Rose out of a game once, I can see it as an unfortunate accident. Happens, you know. But 
• OKAY, SO FIRST PERSON FOOTBALL sucked, but this looks pretty promising to me: 
South Park will take on Tiger Woods
• CREATORS OF THE COMEDY CENTRAL
CARTOON SOUTH PARK HAVE LONG since proven that no subject is sacred to them. So for the opening of its 14th season on Wednesday, the troubled golfer encounters Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman."It's such an important issue in America right now - the sex addiction outbreak," Matt Stone, who makes the series with partner Trey Parker, said on Friday. "We're all really concerned about him and hope he gets better."
South Park's 14th season will kick off Wednesday March 17 on Comedy Central - 10:00, 9:00c. Tiny preview after > >>>
• SHE ESCAPED MY ATTENTION DURING THE PAST TWO years, but it's good to see that Anna Kournikova - more impressive off than on the court - is still as hot as we remembered her. And though she's still young (going to be 30 next year) you just never know. I mean. For all we know she and that Iglesias dude could have decided they wanted to have kids.
• RODNEY ALCALA, THE ONCE-DASHING LADIES' MAN, UCLA fine-arts grad, former Los Angeles Times typesetter, amateur photographer and film student of Roman Polanski's is believed to have used his smooth-talking charm and access to the creative communities in L.A. and Greenwich Village during the 1970s to entrap and murder seven women and girls, and to rape others.
in High Definition after >
• YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT PICTURE ON THE right of Johnny Depp aka captain Jack Sparrow is an actual pencil drawing, made by Belgian chick 
• YES, THIS IS SOME PRETTY AMAZING SHIT. PARIS, FRANCE in a huge (26 Gigapixels) panoramic picture. And 26 gigapixels, that's 
• MAYBE IT'S JUST ME, 
BUT I'M GETTING a little annoyed by this little White Sox fued between Ozzie Guillen and GM Kenny Williams. Ozzie was granted his 
• CONTRARY TO WHAT YOU MIGHT READ ELSEWHERE, TIGER Woods WILL return to the world's golf courses within a few weeks. He's practising his ass off, and in the meantime he's busy trying to save his marriage with Elin Nordegren (30). Why Tiger's going through all this trouble, you ask? Well, you might wanna check out the Maxim shoot after the jump (a six year old Maxim photo shoot), and you'll come to the conclusion that Nordegren is hotter than every one of the twelve skanks that came forward during the past few months >
