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MASHSUPER BOWL XLIV WAS not only the highest rated Game in the past 23 years, it's also the most-watched (106M) TV program in US history, knocking off the final episode of "M*A*S*H.

The best of super bowl xlivYEAH, SURE, THERE WAS ALSO a game going on (Saints won 31-17, who dat!), but over at Gawker they thought it be a cute idea to collect the most awkward moments (plus best ads).

Bud LightYOU CAN CHECK 'M ALL right here of course, but I have to take Bud Light's effort. Once again they dominated the Super Bowl ads battle with a handful hilarious ones >>>>

Puppy BowlONLY THE CUTEST THING we've ever seen. We're not quite sure what the rules of play are, but the blimp was manned by hamsters, the cheerleaders were sleepy bunnies, and there was a kitty halftime show.

googleJUST IN CASE YOU GUYS can't wait a few more hours: here's some more 'leaked' Super Bowls commercials. Google's Parisian Love, and Audi's Green Police, after >>>>

The annoying Tim TebowIT COULD BE ME, BUT I don't recall the Super Bowl ads getting so much publicity up front. Everywhere you look, there's teasers, previews n banned ads. Compilation of 10 after >>>>

The Griswolds and their brand new TrucksterREMEMBER THE FIRST National Lampoon's Vacation movie? The Griswolds went from Chicago to Wally World in a Family Truckster. Guess what: that Truckster will return in a Superbowl ad. Vacation clips after >>>>

Brett Favre HyundaiGOTTA KICK OUT OF THAT Brett Favre Hyundai Super Bowl ad we showed you the other day? Well, maybe you like the old goat so much you're even going to enjoy these outtakes >>>>

KermitHE SAYS IT HIMSELF: I'VE got far to much time on my hands. Very true. But then again. Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog really DO have an aweful lot in common.

NascarIT'S A STIGMA, BUT IT'S true: you're playing with you're life if you dare saying things like Nascar Sucks in the state of Alabama. Top Gear (Season 9, Episode 3) proved it >>>>

Men at WorkWTF?! AUSSIE ROCK BAND MEN At Work got sued (and lost) for plagiarism. They say they stole their hit song Down Under from the lullaby Kookaburra. Check 'm both out after >>>>

AvatarTHIS HAPPENED WITHOUT ME paying attention earlier this week: apart from grossing $2B world wide, Avatar passed Titanic on the US list of top grossing movies, being #1 now.

Pete Townshend WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT it would come to this? A kiddy porn Q at a Super Bowl press conference. But The Who's Pete Townshend had to answer. Next year better go save, NFL, and invite Gary Glitter. Vid after >>>>

Freddy Garcia SOX FEST 2010 WAS ALREADY a couple of weeks ago, but this video - showing pitcher Freddy Garcia having a good time - just surfaced. Oh, Freddy says hello to the Cubs >>>>

Buckle upWOW. THIS IS SOME PRETTY amazing advertizing by Embrace Life. If you care about your loved ones, always wear your seatbelts. Buckle up, people, no excuses:>>>

Nick SniderTOP MALE MODEL NICK Snider (21) got himself into a lot of trouble, after he offered the Arkansas cops who arrested him for disorderly conduct some oral sex. Well, at least he tried.

Fish fuckingDUDE, WHAT DO YOU think you're doing?! Dude, I'm doing a fish! Yeah, you guessed it. This video is pretty damn sick and therefore NSFW. You've been warned.

Brett FavreLIKE HE DID BEFORE (SEARS), BRETT Favre once again decided to cash in on his (off the field) indeciciveness, this time in a Hyundai Super Bowl ad. Check it out after >>>>

BFF, Jay and Mike, Mike and Jay IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF (it's about) time, and your Chicago Bears will finally have a new Offensive Coordinator. His name: Mike Martz. Tonight he and JC had diner in Nashville.

Slut ballsTHE CREATIVITY OF PEOPLE never seems to stop amazing me. How about this latest invention? Tiger Woods' Mistress Collection featuring twelve assorted custom printed golf balls. Nice.

GRAB IT WHILE IT'S there, because my guess is it won't last too long. But here goes: a good ole Open Dir with four seasons of HD pics (NSFW) of Playboy playmates. Enjoy.

James CameronJAMES CAMERON DID IT. HE broke is own worldwide record: His baby Avatar a cumed $1,858,866,889 this week. That's nearly $16 million more than Titanic's unadjusted cume of $1.843 billion.






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The 2010 Super Bowl commercials


2010 Super Bowl adsDON'T YOU JUST HATE THOSE FOLKS THAT CLAIM TO watch the Super Bowl just for the commercials. I know, but they're people too, and especially for them: click here for your 2010 Super Bowl ads.

Europe has its own Tiger Woods saga: Chelsea & England star John Terry


John Terry and his wife (I think)IN CASE YOU MISSED IT - PROBABLY NOT: EUROPE HAS its own Tiger Woods saga. Starring role: Chelsea and England ace John Terry. As we reported before: it all started real spicey with the news Terry had a long term affair with Vanessa Perroncel, girlfriend of his teammate Wayne Bridge, but for British Sunday tabloid News of the World just this story was not tacky enough.
  News of the World decided to dig a little deeper (and a little deeper even), and came up with a few more mistresses. Names were not revealed (yet), apart from former Big Brother star Orliath McAllistar. He allegedly did her when his wife was pregnant. Pretty revealing photo shoot of McAllister (NSFW) after > >>>

Vancouver HD timelapse


IN ABOUT A WEEK VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA will be the centre point of the world for about two weeks (it's hosting the Winter Olympics, you know), so what better moment than to feast you guys with an amazing 5 minute long HD timelapse video of this amazing city. Check it out after > >>>

Big Picture: Haiti three weeks later


CHANCES ARE YOU SAW AT LEAST ONE OF the four amazing pictorials about the aftermath of the Haiti earthquake made by Boston.com's The Big Picture (and if not, you can catch up right here). Apparently they're not done yet, since they added another (fifth) astonishing chapter - Haiti Three Weeks Later. I say: keep 'm coming.

Can we finally drop that GD 1985 Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle?


Da 1985 Bears EVEN BACK IN 1985 - OR 1986, FOR THAT MATTER - THERE were several Bears not to happy with it. Like Dan Danimal Hampton. "I'm a real musician. This Super Bowl Shuffle is offensive", he said. He was (kinda) right, of course. Some claim, however, that the 1985 Shuffle changed music. Whatever. The '85 Bears spoofed themselves and were made fun off for years to come - without even realizing it.
  And they still don't - apparently. Because as soon as Boost Mobile offered some dough, a handful of '85 Bears (among them Jim McMahon and Mike Singletary) stood up to perform a 2010 version of the Shuffle, which will be aired during Super Bowl XLIV. Original Shuffle after > >>>

The 2010 Oscar nominations


IN CASE IT SLIPPED YOUR ATTENTION: EARLIER this week the nominations for the 2010 Academy Awards aka Oscars were revealed. No real surprises, if you followed the Golden Globes and/or the Grammys.
  Anyways: you can check 'm all out here. Place your bets!

Ten Idaho baptists arrested for trying to kidnap Haitian orphans


Kidnappers are scary, like Baptists from IdahoI GUESS THERE'S LOT'S OF STANDARDS WHEN IT COMES TO BEING a humanitarian. Some people just like to send money in case of a disaster (let's say, an earthquake), others insist on sending supplies, and there's also people who jump on a plane right away and try to rescue victims in person.
  And then there's, of course, Baptists from Idaho. Ten of them took off to Haiti, in order to kidnap as many children as they possibly could. They got away with 33. Almost. They almost got away with it, because the members of the Haitian Orphan Rescue Mission were detained by Haitian police. Anyone in New Orleans missing any kids?
 

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